Zodiac Signs as People You Avoid at Weddings

Weddings, those chaotic celebrations of love, often feature a cast of characters as memorable as the happy couple. Forget thecarefully curated guest list; the zodiac signs offer a more entertaining breakdown of who you'll likely be avoiding by the open bar.

First, there's Aries, the human cyclone on the dance floor. They'll bulldoze through any personal space with their enthusiastic (and often clumsy) moves. Then comes Taurus, guarding the dessert table with the intensity of a dragon protecting its hoard, likely eyeing your every pastry choice.

Gemini? Expect them to commandeer the microphone at any moment, launching into rambling anecdotes that have little to do with the newlyweds. Meanwhile, Cancer will be a walking wellspring of emotion, shedding tears at the slightest provocation and offering overly enthusiastic hugs.

Keep an eye out for Leo , who's clearly mistaken the wedding for their own personal runway show, complete with dramatic entrances. Virgo will be lurking, ready to critique and "improve" everything from the floral arrangements to the bride's veil.

Libra, the social butterfly, will flit around charming everyone, possibly leading to some awkward post-wedding drama. Scorpio will be the enigmatic figure in the corner, radiating an intensity that makes you wonder if they're plotting something or just really enjoy the canapés.

Sagittarius will start the night lively and end it with profound (and possibly slurred) philosophical musings, perhaps while accidentally joining the wrong celebration. Capricorn will seize every networking opportunity, turning heartfelt toasts into unsolicited business pitches.

Aquarius will likely question the very institution of marriage, possibly suggesting alternative, crystal-infused ceremonies. Finally, there's Pisces, the dreamy poet drifting through the reception, lost in their own world of feelings and crafting dramatic social media posts.

So, at the next wedding you attend, keep this cosmic guide handy. It might just help you navigate the human zoo and maybe even find a quiet corner away from the dance floor bulldozer and the dessert gatekeeper.